I have a new roommate. His name is Eugene. I still don’t know much about him, except that he definitely does not like cucumbers, he’s super sweet and hella cute and I just wanna touch him all the time. Sadly, he is a little freaked out by it, so I try to give him space. We tried to watch a movie together last night, but all he wanted to do was eat snacks. Now he’s hiding. Also, he is a gerbil.